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Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
:By - sunil


Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
:By - Shweta


Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
:By - Simran


Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
:By - Dj


A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
:By - Dj


There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it. :By - sunil


Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
:By - Simran


My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game. :By - Raman


Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
:By - Aman


A Couple Before Marriage

"MAD" For Each Other ...





After Marriage

"MADE" For Each Other ...





And





A Few Years Later

"MAD" Because Of Each Other..
:By - lakhi sidhu


 


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